Proud to be Straight - Song Lyrics
I’m not attracted to men, I like chicks, ‘cause the male and female parts are made to fit and I have no desire to switch hit, so don’t try to hit on me, because I only bang chicks, and don’t try to lie on me, because you might get hit, with slander, libel or sexual
harassment, ‘cause it’s all the same, for a man or a woman, and I’m just a rock star, with a guitar in hand but I will not be disrespected, by an inverted man, ‘cause life is not a joke and it’s definitely not a game, and before I’m done the whole world will know my name, but I don’t really do this, for the fortune and fame, I do it for the fortune, the fame and the opposite sex, so you can best believe, you won’t caught me in a dress, ‘cause the female is the only kind, that I wanna see undressed, and she can have a beautiful mind with nice breasts, but I also like a cutie, with a nice, round booty, with nice hips and nice thighs, with pretty lips and pretty eyes, with a sexy voice and a pretty face, with a pretty smile, that makes you wanna stay, ‘cause I’m a natural man, attracted to women and not fakes, I’m Luciano Illuminati and I’m Proud to be Straight.
Chorus: So don’t play with fire, don’t play with fire, I said don’t play with fire, ‘cause you will get burned. So don’t play with fire, don’t play with fire, I said don’t play with fire, ‘cause you will get burned.
I’m not attracted to men, I like chicks, ‘cause the male and female parts are made to fit and I have no desire to switch hit, so don’t try to hit on me, because I only bang chicks and don’t try to lie on me, because you might get hit, with slander, libel or sexual
harassment, ‘cause it’s all the same, for a man or a woman, and I’m just a rock star, with a guitar in hand, but I will not be disrespected, by an inverted man, ‘cause life is not a joke and it’s definitely not a game, and before I’m done, the whole world will know my name, but I don’t really do this, for the fortune and fame, I do it for the fortune, the fame and the opposite sex, so you can best believe, you won’t caught me in a dress, ‘cause the female is the only kind, that I wanna see undressed, and she can have a beautiful mind with nice breasts, but I also like a cutie, with a nice, round booty, with nice hips and nice thighs with pretty lips and pretty eyes, with a sexy voice and a pretty face, with a pretty smile that makes you wanna stay, ‘cause I’m a natural man, attracted to women and not fakes I’m Luciano Illuminati and I’m Proud to be Straight.
Chorus: So don’t play with fire, don’t play with fire, I said don’t play with fire, ‘cause you will get burned. So don’t play with fire, don’t play with fire, I said don’t play with fire, ‘cause you will get burned.
You will get burned, yeah you will get burned.
harassment, ‘cause it’s all the same, for a man or a woman, and I’m just a rock star, with a guitar in hand but I will not be disrespected, by an inverted man, ‘cause life is not a joke and it’s definitely not a game, and before I’m done the whole world will know my name, but I don’t really do this, for the fortune and fame, I do it for the fortune, the fame and the opposite sex, so you can best believe, you won’t caught me in a dress, ‘cause the female is the only kind, that I wanna see undressed, and she can have a beautiful mind with nice breasts, but I also like a cutie, with a nice, round booty, with nice hips and nice thighs, with pretty lips and pretty eyes, with a sexy voice and a pretty face, with a pretty smile, that makes you wanna stay, ‘cause I’m a natural man, attracted to women and not fakes, I’m Luciano Illuminati and I’m Proud to be Straight.
Chorus: So don’t play with fire, don’t play with fire, I said don’t play with fire, ‘cause you will get burned. So don’t play with fire, don’t play with fire, I said don’t play with fire, ‘cause you will get burned.
I’m not attracted to men, I like chicks, ‘cause the male and female parts are made to fit and I have no desire to switch hit, so don’t try to hit on me, because I only bang chicks and don’t try to lie on me, because you might get hit, with slander, libel or sexual
harassment, ‘cause it’s all the same, for a man or a woman, and I’m just a rock star, with a guitar in hand, but I will not be disrespected, by an inverted man, ‘cause life is not a joke and it’s definitely not a game, and before I’m done, the whole world will know my name, but I don’t really do this, for the fortune and fame, I do it for the fortune, the fame and the opposite sex, so you can best believe, you won’t caught me in a dress, ‘cause the female is the only kind, that I wanna see undressed, and she can have a beautiful mind with nice breasts, but I also like a cutie, with a nice, round booty, with nice hips and nice thighs with pretty lips and pretty eyes, with a sexy voice and a pretty face, with a pretty smile that makes you wanna stay, ‘cause I’m a natural man, attracted to women and not fakes I’m Luciano Illuminati and I’m Proud to be Straight.
Chorus: So don’t play with fire, don’t play with fire, I said don’t play with fire, ‘cause you will get burned. So don’t play with fire, don’t play with fire, I said don’t play with fire, ‘cause you will get burned.
You will get burned, yeah you will get burned.